11:30am
The "Dreaded" Drunk Drivers
Your Defending Champions!
The team that drinks the most.
Scott "Pepperboy" Bass, Ken "Konstant-tee-off"
Kotenko,
Bill "Shotz" Fenwick and the infamous Jeff "The Surgeon" Dalmer
    Vegas
odds 99:1
"With the ringer having to stay in Detroit and deliver beer, this
future dynasty just ended as Vegas scrambles for new
odds....Wipe the tears boys"
Previous drunk drivers per year 95-1 95-2 96-1 96-2 97-1
98-1 99-1
00-1 |
11:40am
The Alcoholic Zebras
Straight from the Cincinnati riots!
Rob
"The Edge" Roy,
Randy "Halfshank" Gomez,
Rick "Money" Michels & Mark "The Hammer" Shuttleworth
   
Vegas odds 3:1
"Employment Transfers has cast it's shadow of doubt" |
11:50am
Holes n' Poles
"The team everyone loves to hate"
Keith "Titanium" Chene, Shelly "King Cobra" Chene,
Kim
"Taylor Made" Gomez & Paul "Mr. Lucky" Gomez
    Vegas
odds 4:1
"Motherhood / Fatherhood has taken it's toll on this once Yoot dynasty" |
12:00pm
Brad & The Ben - Waa's
"Always trying to sneak in the
backdoor"
Brad "Louie Kardanko" Gomez, "Big" Ben Bullen,
Darrin "Dr. Noone" Raley & Rick "Shag me Rotten" Rots
   
Vegas
odds 4:1
"Big Ben was wound too tight and broke his back...will he be ready
this year?" |
12:10pm
The Bean Counters
"Veteran Yooters ready for any audit"
Dan "Fullhouse"
Felstow, Harold
"Haberdasher" Burns,
Ken "The Bear" Kubiak, Darin "Bottoms Up"" Beaupre
   
Vegas odds
8:1
"These boy's posted the second best score in the second round last
year....was it a fluke or some skilled accounting practices?" |
12:20pm
Bob & The Blackholes II
Newly formed with new Bobbers!
Mark
"Master Angler" Gomez, Jim "Blackhole Bobby" Caruso,
Ed "The Lock" Kratz & Jim "TD" Hartfield
   
Vegas
odds 15:1
"Doubts cast whether two members will "Skate" if the temps
dip below 50 degrees - does Bobby have
backups?" |
12:30pm
The "hey were" Drunk Drivers "too"
The team that will drink 2nd (3rd?) most, hence the name.
Kevin "The Blade" Kotenko, Gary "Player"
Huitson,
Joe
"Floppy Wrist" Brinley & Brian "FirstBlood" Rambow.
   
Vegas
odds 80:1
"A newlywed has only one thing on his mind...will not even come close
this year" |
12:40pm
The GEAKS
3 Yoot Rookies have undercover designed beer holders
Al "Air" Porter, G.Kelly "Knight-N"
Day,
Eric "Inn" Klein & Kevin "Bruce" Lee
   
Vegas
odds 400:1
"All the trigonometry in the world couldn't help sink the putt " |
12:50pm
Big Jim & the Jungle
"It's a Jungle out there!" Evon "Happy
Gilmore" Walker, Jim "Big Daddy" Walker
Rick "Toma" Hawk, George
"Jungle" Allen.
   Vegas
odds 100:1
"Intense late recruiting adds "the Jungle"..... but only
monkeys can swing in the jungle
& I don't see any tails here" |
1:00pm
Golfers with Big Balls
Returning thong wearing veterans
Kevin "Aircraft" Carrier, Karen "Ball" Carrier,
Terry
"Triplet" Dzon & Tina "Porcelain Doll" Dzon
   
Vegas
odds 100:1
"Eats the worms from the bottom of the Tequila bottle" |
1:10pm
Troy & The Trojan Horses
"Giving the Drunk Drivers a run for their money as the most alcohol
consumed"
Troy "Dr."
Dupuis, Dwayne "Dingle" Dupuis,
Mike "Sippin
Jack" Daniels, Charley "Trojan boy 1" McMillan
  
Vegas odds
100:1
"Balls sliced on a 90 degree heading angle only appear straight with enough
alcohol" |
1:20pm
The 'Baiters
Yoot Rookies formed from the B.A.S.S. (Big Alcohol Saturated
Swingers) Club.
Dave "Crankbait" Cooper,
Dave "Da Other
Brother" Stapels,
Kurt "Creme de" Krenn, Louis "Da
Brother" Stapels
   
Vegas
odds 100:1
"Besides smuggled beer, bags are loaded with spinners, crankbaits, jigs, & flies
- point them to the
nearest river" |
1:30pm
The Duffers
These Yoot Rookies see 3-D
Scott "Duffer" Duffie, Laurie "Muffie"
Duffie,
Todd "E.F." Suddon, Paula "Ulva"
Suddon
Vegas
odds 400:1
"This Top Secret Cell of Yoot Rookies have managed to keep a very low
profile raising some
concerns of possible
Yoot espionage" |
1:40pm
The "High" Rollers
Yoot Rookies have patented PVC shafted clubs
Ron "Plumberboy" Trexler,
Dave "Goin"
Dowhan,
Mark "Lefty" Buckhave & Sherman "Mister"
Rogers
  
Vegas
odds 400:1
"Licensed plumbers unable to "drain" their putts as they
"snake" there way past the cup!" |
1:50pm
Financing Fancy Pants
"Can this team "borrow" the cup?.....HELL NO...it is not
"loaned" Out!!!!"
Jud "Casey Martin" Street, Jud's
Secret Weapon,
Tony
"The Tiger" Saunders, Amy "The Colonel"
Saunders
   
Vegas odds 99:1
"Now if only this was a fishing tournament....!" |
The
Cart girl, Starter, Photographer
Stephanie "Joe's
Babe" Brinley!
Vegas odds 3,000,000:1
"Difficult to score well without clubs" |
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