Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Height:
of my career
Weight:
until you see our secret weapon this year!
Born: with
a sand wedge in my hand
Drafted:
N/A. Yoot Forefather, Yoot CEO,
Chairman of Yoot Site Selection Committee, Director
of Yoot Goodie Procurement, Director of
Yootshoot Rules Implementation Team, Editor-in-Chief
of the Yoot Post, Board of Directors on the
Yootshoot Website Committee, Yoot Cup Cleaner &
Handler, Co-Chairman of Holes n' Poles selection
committee, Volunteer for TRASH (Twins Run Amuck
from Shooting High), Author of the NY Times Best
Seller "Chipping 'em in with Yur Eyes
Closed", Head of Household, Parent
in Charge on Tuesdays and Thursday's 4:00 -
8:30pm, Co-writer of the hit songs
"Handle With Care", "Chemo Dog",
"Pink-Dotted Hindu Biatch" & "Bang
Your Head Against a Flag Pole", Creator/Owner
of the rights to the future band name of
"Fidgety Steven", 2002 WWOG Champion, 2003
WWOG Champion, Married filing jointly.
Scouting Report
2002
Season
An awesome opening round in the bar again! (Freakin
Rain!) If this happens one more year in
a row I will begin to believe there REALLY is NO
Santa Claus!
The Long Game
A portion of the 2004 Holes-N-Poles R&D
budget was spent on a shiny new TaylorMade R580XD
driver. After some "unnamed" teams
complained to the commissioner
about illegal distances, the driver was confiscated
and checked for cork. All test proved negative and
the driver is back in my possession.
Fire and contrails can be seen from many fairways as
the ball is launched into orbit with this club.
The Short Game
I wear a variety of custom made shorts to
keep the ca-hoonies from interfering
with the swing.
What about the
"Enemies" ?
My butt is Pearly white & made for kissin..
2003 Projection
The new "Tour Style" golf bag won
from last years Team Long Drive contest is just the
icing on the cake....Just have the beer cold when you pour it into
my cup!
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